I just really wanted to draw Dirk’s fanmade lovechild of Roxy and Jake.

Really? We have to have two Jake English short-shorts fandom flip-outs? Le sigh.

HUSSIE YOU SAID HIS SHORTS WERE LONGER AND BAGGIER THAN THIS. O h w e l l i c a n d e a l w i t h i t

TT: Just about the only way I could salvage endearment from this perilous slope of horseshit would be to discover, really fucking soon mind you, it was a preamble to some floundering invitation for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible. 

Drawn basically for Bana. I said I’d draw Weeabro but I couldn’t help myself and I drew this. He’s wearing the headband of his ninja clan, does that count? Hehe anyway hope you enjoy this. It was fun to draw.

Yep, me too.

Hussie, you wanted this to happen didn’t you? You knew this would happen……

(Thought about putting lalonde somewhere in here but i didnt want to mess with it anymore)

Obligatory Jake and Jane fanart.

This is terrible, I’m sorry. I’m so bad at coloring, someone teach me ahhh.

But this was mostly to practice their body types. In my headcanon, the daughter of Betty Crocker is pleasantly plump. And Jake is tan. But I didn’t draw that well oh well.